spanky99

My new web page

2005-09-04T17:35:54Z

Hey, check out my new web page @ http://www.myspace.com/costacosta. It is still new and under construction. www.Myspace.com is free. Everyone should join. If you have any cool or naughty picks email them to me and I will put them on my page. nsealteam6@msn.com Thanks. Have a Great Labor Day weekend.

-Costa

spanky99 @ 2005-09-03T18:00:00

2005-09-03T22:00:25Z

BLAHHHHHHHH!!!!

Don't Want To Work!

2005-04-20T17:12:53Z

Today, I don't want to do anything. No work, no getting out of bed, no nothing.

Swift, Silent, and Deadly

2005-03-29T17:25:53Z

No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy!

AHHHHH!!!

2005-03-26T21:17:12Z

Some will
Some won't
So what?
Someone's waiting!

Sometimes I wonder, WHY don't I care

2005-03-22T03:05:57Z

It's come to my attention from some sources that I walk around shrugging my shoulders and saying "I don't care". Alot of people ask me why I don't care and I can't answer them. It actually offends them. Example: That lady with the feeding tube that has been in the hospital for 15 years, "I don't care". In fact, I wish I was there so I can rip the tube out of her and fuck her throat until she dies so I don't have to watch the news. It seems like there are alot of people without jobs holding signs all day. Here's an idea, "Get a FUCKING job".

Or me telling racist jokes but people getting offended because they don't find the humor in it. If people made jokes about short, bald, greek men, I would laugh. Or I can be like everyone else and care.

Congrads Browngod on the engagement. Wish your mom a Happy Birthday for me.

I'm on a new diet

2005-03-09T18:13:41Z

The Chevy Chase Diet. This beats The Southbeach Diet by a mile.

Tired of all the empty carbs. in beer? Is beer causing a "beer belly"? Do you drink a $5 6-pack of beer and only get a buzz? Not feeling like you got your money's worth?

Solution: The Chevy Chase Diet . Instead of purchasing weak beer, step up and buy high octane whiskey. Not only does it cut down on empty carbs., but also makes you the life of the party. After a couple of rounds of whiskey, you'll find that even the grossest girls are an absolute 10.

Scientific studies agree that whiskey is the best liquid to consume in order to get laid. 9 out of 10 doctors find whiskey to be not only heathly but the best way to shed those winter pounds. The 10th doctor passed out from the diet.

Diclaimer: This diet make cause an erection. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours, stick it in the snow.

Joke of The Day?

2005-03-07T23:02:13Z

Why do doctors slap babies on the ass after their born?

To knock the dicks off the dumb ones!

Joke of the Day?

2005-03-03T00:25:58Z

What's the difference between a whore and a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. A bitch fucks everyone except you.

My Yearly Entry

2005-01-05T23:12:41Z

New Year. Time to kill. Pillage the women. Enslave the children. What better time than now? What better place than here? The Revolution has begun!!! Small, Bald, Fat Man is your new leader. All bow down or feel the wrath. Chevy Chase represent.

Penis-Shake

2004-01-05T19:48:34Z

My penis-shake brings all the girls to the yard.
And their like damn right he is bigger than my boyfriend. Damn right I'm bigger than your boyfriend. I'd show you but I would have to charge.

More Parties!!!

2003-12-23T14:24:38Z

I had an awesome time at BG's party on Saturday. When's the next jam? What is going on for New Years?

In a Galaxy Far, Far, Away.....

2003-12-03T00:08:31Z

There was a man named spanky. Who stood an amazing 5 ft 1 inch tall. With hair like a defoliated forest. Built like a fire hydrant. Arms like pythons. Testicles like avocados. And a pecker that hung like a horse. Almost two months without writing a journal entry. Can't say I really missed it.

KILLING IS FUN

2003-10-27T18:08:32Z

I KILL TWO PEOPLE IN THE MORNING;
I KILL TWO PEOPLE AT NIGHT.

I KILL TWO PEOPLE IN THE AFTERNOON;
IT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT.

I KILL TWO PEOPLE AT TIME OF PEACE AND TWO AT TIMES OF WAR.

I KILL TWO PEOPLE;
THEN KILL TWO PEOPLE;
THEN KILL TWO MORE.

I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKK!

2003-09-22T17:29:41Z

Fuck the bullshit, Spanky is back! I'm bringing hell with me! Livejournal can kiss my ass! Browngod is the man. All you ladies need to stop hating and start loving! You need to stop puking and start doing the humpty hump. That's what college is for.To fuck everyone, as many as possible. That's why you drink, not to get drunk but to fuck. You also need to set up a video camera so that Spanky can get paid by selling your sexual escapades. Don't worry I'll keep the proceeds.

OK enough about Browngod, when are some ladies going to show The Spank Man some love? We all need love. Short, tall, fat, skinny, black, white, purple, green, maybe even blue. I need to relocate to Towson for a week so I can lay some greek pipe in some Towson honeys.

I think I am delirious. Is it ok if you buy guns and porn? I am going to make a fall out shelter in my basement so in case of terrorists, hurricanes, tornado's, flying pigs, and jizzum from the clouds come down I will have a place to wack off without being interrupted. I hate being interrupted. I hurts so much when you have to stop mid stroke. You also get a clog up and have to get a toothpick to unclog it.

I wonder what I am going to do today? Make I'll prank call Beth all day? Maybe I'll waste her time like she wastes mine? Maybe I'll send her some hate mail?

Man, I have alot of stuff to talk about. Like for example, so many people waste my time. They literaly pee in my brain! I put my head on the table and people actually pee in my brain!

I think I am going to import a Cambodian wife. But she has to be a mute. She can't talk but only listen. That would be soooo great.

I miss writing in the journal. It's only been a month since my last entry. It might be another month before my next one. Please send all hate mail to Browngod, courtesy of Spanky.

Today, I am going to go Ballistic

2003-08-13T12:23:13Z

Let's see, what to write about? I'm going to Chicago at the end of the month. I'm to lazy to hang out with females. When I do hang out with them I usually fall asleep. I think I need some no-doz.

Pillowfight

2003-08-08T19:25:11Z

Last night I worked late with my boss. I ended up sleeping over. So we stripped down to our boxers and had a pillow fight. I lost. So I got lubed up and squealed like a pig.

So VJ when are we hanging out? I wanna make BG jealous.

Damn I'm smooth

2003-08-08T00:51:31Z

I found out today that I don't need my mouth wired shut for 8 weeks. Yessssssss! It's just a bruised tendon in my jaw. It's time to quit Martial Arts again. I went to the titty bars last night and saw valerie. I got really drunk and saw alot of naked chicks. The internet dating girl emailed me yesterday about hanging out. I realized I rule and everyone else sucks. I also got an email from an old fling. It read: Costa, I have to talk to you. That can't be good. I think it's time to hang out with my peeps in Towson.

Where was I?

2003-08-06T12:29:46Z

I lost my place. My rambling must stop. I think it's titty bar time. I need to unwind, with some naked girls. I think I just need a beer. This all work no play is making Spanky stressed out. My tooth is still broken from the tournament. I go to the dentist today. That should be soooooo much fun. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Slacking

2003-08-05T12:58:03Z

I need to get back on the ball with my journal entries. Every time I write in here it's always about work and martial arts. I think that's all I do. My tooth is still loose from my fight in NJ last Saturday. My presentation was long and boring on Sunday. I apologize. I noticed an FBI agent sifting through my trash last night. Shit gotta go to work, will write more later.

Spanky is in the House

2003-07-30T23:10:50Z

Ahhh, back to writing in the old journal. I see not much has changed except that BG isn't writing everyday. What up with that? VJ and BG and fighting again, so what's new. I've been soooo busy. I have a fight every saturday for the next three weeks. I also have a friend's and family meeting I am hosting this sunday in Rockville. So come and support me and help me get some points. I want to make marketing director my next month so all the points I can get please. I lost 8 and 1/2 pounds so I am back down to flyweight. I am going to Chicago August 30th. I was in Philly on Saturday. The fight is in NJ this week, next week WVA then Beltsville. A full schedule. I am also in the process of sending out 500 envelopes filled with my flyer's and business cards to every real estate agent in montgomery county. I got a DVD player the other day finally. But I own no DVD's. Oh yeah, I got flaky balls too.

Yo mama

2003-07-25T01:35:32Z

Yo mama is so fat, She sat on a rainbow and skittles came out of her ass.

Yo mama is so stupid, she takes 17 of her friends to an 18 and over movie.

Where are the girls?

2003-07-23T12:28:44Z

Since I have no sex life, I think I'm going to fingerbang my butthole today. Is it normal to pee green? Does that mean I am turning into the Incredible Hulk? That would be cool.

The Fed's are on to Me

2003-07-22T13:57:41Z

Yesterday I got fingerprinted at the police station. I had to for my securities license. Now the FBI is going to check my background and find all sorts of charges. Like the time I snuck into the zoo and molested the animals.

Another day of work today, another meeting. AHHHHHHHHH. I'm going to Philly on Saturday for another business meeting and an employee picnic. The internet chick flaked out and I never went to the kegger. I have to get some flyers printed today too. Too bad there isn't a porn actress parking lot to put flyers. I found out my friend's brother works for Danni.com. I'm going to Hollywood in September for inkslinger's ball. Maybe I'll pay a visit to his brother. Brain freeze. will write more later.

Thanks Browngod

2003-07-21T13:12:41Z

I guess everyone knows about me spanking the old salami a little too much. The cat is out of the bag. Thanks BG. At least I got a cool pic. Personal note: change password.

I almost finished Joey's car last night. I rolled with Justin at Linxx with no one there except us. So tron. Niki sue invades towson this week. Have fun. If I come up were going to powerplant for college night, no excuses. I might even hump VJ's leg. If she lets me.

Guess what I get to do today. You got it, another exciting meeting. The only way it would be exciting is if a hot girl came out of the desk and started stripping. Chances of that happening is 1 in 10000000000000000000000000000. I know I calculated it.