Below are the 20 most recent journal entries recorded in spanky99's LiveJournal:

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Sunday, September 4th, 2005
1:32 pm	My new web page Hey, check out my new web page @ http://www.myspace.com/costacosta. It is still new and under construction. www.Myspace.com is free. Everyone should join. If you have any cool or naughty picks email them to me and I will put them on my page. nsealteam6@msn.com Thanks. Have a Great Labor Day weekend. -Costa (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, September 3rd, 2005
6:00 pm	BLAHHHHHHHH!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
1:06 pm	Don't Want To Work! Today, I don't want to do anything. No work, no getting out of bed, no nothing. Current Mood: lazy (Comment on this)
Tuesday, March 29th, 2005
12:22 pm	Swift, Silent, and Deadly No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy! Current Mood: Boot to ASS! (Comment on this)
Saturday, March 26th, 2005
4:12 pm	AHHHHH!!! Some will Some won't So what? Someone's waiting! Current Mood: nostalgic (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, March 21st, 2005
9:53 pm	Sometimes I wonder, WHY don't I care It's come to my attention from some sources that I walk around shrugging my shoulders and saying "I don't care". Alot of people ask me why I don't care and I can't answer them. It actually offends them. Example: That lady with the feeding tube that has been in the hospital for 15 years, "I don't care". In fact, I wish I was there so I can rip the tube out of her and fuck her throat until she dies so I don't have to watch the news. It seems like there are alot of people without jobs holding signs all day. Here's an idea, "Get a FUCKING job". Or me telling racist jokes but people getting offended because they don't find the humor in it. If people made jokes about short, bald, greek men, I would laugh. Or I can be like everyone else and care. Congrads Browngod on the engagement. Wish your mom a Happy Birthday for me. Current Mood: infuriated (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 9th, 2005
1:12 pm	I'm on a new diet The Chevy Chase Diet. This beats The Southbeach Diet by a mile. Tired of all the empty carbs. in beer? Is beer causing a "beer belly"? Do you drink a $5 6-pack of beer and only get a buzz? Not feeling like you got your money's worth? Solution: The Chevy Chase Diet . Instead of purchasing weak beer, step up and buy high octane whiskey. Not only does it cut down on empty carbs., but also makes you the life of the party. After a couple of rounds of whiskey, you'll find that even the grossest girls are an absolute 10. Scientific studies agree that whiskey is the best liquid to consume in order to get laid. 9 out of 10 doctors find whiskey to be not only heathly but the best way to shed those winter pounds. The 10th doctor passed out from the diet. Diclaimer: This diet make cause an erection. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours, stick it in the snow. Current Mood: nauseated (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 7th, 2005
6:01 pm	Joke of The Day? Why do doctors slap babies on the ass after their born? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones! Current Mood: for some kitty (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 2nd, 2005
7:22 pm	Joke of the Day? What's the difference between a whore and a bitch? A whore fucks everyone at the party. A bitch fucks everyone except you. Current Mood: Full of Shit (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, January 5th, 2005
6:04 pm	My Yearly Entry New Year. Time to kill. Pillage the women. Enslave the children. What better time than now? What better place than here? The Revolution has begun!!! Small, Bald, Fat Man is your new leader. All bow down or feel the wrath. Chevy Chase represent. (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Thursday, September 23rd, 2004
1:14 pm	World Domination Wow, I haven't written anything in my journal since January. What have I done since? Why does Radio Shack ask your for you address when you buy batteries? Why is water wet? Why is the sky blue? Why do I forget peoples birthdays? WHY??????????? Current Mood: curious Current Music: Audioslave-So me how to live (Comment on this)
Monday, January 5th, 2004
2:40 pm	Penis-Shake My penis-shake brings all the girls to the yard. And their like damn right he is bigger than my boyfriend. Damn right I'm bigger than your boyfriend. I'd show you but I would have to charge. Current Mood: amused Current Music: Kelis-Milkshake (Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 23rd, 2003
9:19 am	More Parties!!! I had an awesome time at BG's party on Saturday. When's the next jam? What is going on for New Years? (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2003
6:56 pm	In a Galaxy Far, Far, Away..... There was a man named spanky. Who stood an amazing 5 ft 1 inch tall. With hair like a defoliated forest. Built like a fire hydrant. Arms like pythons. Testicles like avocados. And a pecker that hung like a horse. Almost two months without writing a journal entry. Can't say I really missed it. Current Mood: accomplished Current Music: SEAN PAUL (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, October 27th, 2003
12:57 pm	KILLING IS FUN I KILL TWO PEOPLE IN THE MORNING; I KILL TWO PEOPLE AT NIGHT. I KILL TWO PEOPLE IN THE AFTERNOON; IT MAKES ME FEEL ALRIGHT. I KILL TWO PEOPLE AT TIME OF PEACE AND TWO AT TIMES OF WAR. I KILL TWO PEOPLE; THEN KILL TWO PEOPLE; THEN KILL TWO MORE. Current Mood: irritated Current Music: DEATH TO THEM ALL (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, September 22nd, 2003
12:54 pm	I'M BACKKKKKKKKKKK! Fuck the bullshit, Spanky is back! I'm bringing hell with me! Livejournal can kiss my ass! Browngod is the man. All you ladies need to stop hating and start loving! You need to stop puking and start doing the humpty hump. That's what college is for.To fuck everyone, as many as possible. That's why you drink, not to get drunk but to fuck. You also need to set up a video camera so that Spanky can get paid by selling your sexual escapades. Don't worry I'll keep the proceeds. OK enough about Browngod, when are some ladies going to show The Spank Man some love? We all need love. Short, tall, fat, skinny, black, white, purple, green, maybe even blue. I need to relocate to Towson for a week so I can lay some greek pipe in some Towson honeys. I think I am delirious. Is it ok if you buy guns and porn? I am going to make a fall out shelter in my basement so in case of terrorists, hurricanes, tornado's, flying pigs, and jizzum from the clouds come down I will have a place to wack off without being interrupted. I hate being interrupted. I hurts so much when you have to stop mid stroke. You also get a clog up and have to get a toothpick to unclog it. I wonder what I am going to do today? Make I'll prank call Beth all day? Maybe I'll waste her time like she wastes mine? Maybe I'll send her some hate mail? Man, I have alot of stuff to talk about. Like for example, so many people waste my time. They literaly pee in my brain! I put my head on the table and people actually pee in my brain! I think I am going to import a Cambodian wife. But she has to be a mute. She can't talk but only listen. That would be soooo great. I miss writing in the journal. It's only been a month since my last entry. It might be another month before my next one. Please send all hate mail to Browngod, courtesy of Spanky. (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
8:16 am	Today, I am going to go Ballistic Let's see, what to write about? I'm going to Chicago at the end of the month. I'm to lazy to hang out with females. When I do hang out with them I usually fall asleep. I think I need some no-doz. Current Mood: sleepy Current Music: Kenny G (Comment on this)
Friday, August 8th, 2003
3:21 pm	Pillowfight Last night I worked late with my boss. I ended up sleeping over. So we stripped down to our boxers and had a pillow fight. I lost. So I got lubed up and squealed like a pig. So VJ when are we hanging out? I wanna make BG jealous. Current Mood: crazy Current Music: myvagina.com (Comment on this)
Thursday, August 7th, 2003
8:44 pm	Damn I'm smooth I found out today that I don't need my mouth wired shut for 8 weeks. Yessssssss! It's just a bruised tendon in my jaw. It's time to quit Martial Arts again. I went to the titty bars last night and saw valerie. I got really drunk and saw alot of naked chicks. The internet dating girl emailed me yesterday about hanging out. I realized I rule and everyone else sucks. I also got an email from an old fling. It read: Costa, I have to talk to you. That can't be good. I think it's time to hang out with my peeps in Towson. Current Mood: devious Current Music: nagafighter.com (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 6th, 2003
8:20 am	Where was I? I lost my place. My rambling must stop. I think it's titty bar time. I need to unwind, with some naked girls. I think I just need a beer. This all work no play is making Spanky stressed out. My tooth is still broken from the tournament. I go to the dentist today. That should be soooooo much fun. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Comment on this)